Alice's Recent Status Updates Showing 1-30 of 1,880

Alice is starting Boyfriend Material (London Calling, #1)

— Jan 02, 2026 07:57AM Add a comment

Alice is 9% done with Dracula

— Jan 01, 2026 10:21AM Add a comment

Alice is 3% done with Dracula

I had to put this down for school but we’re trying again!!

— Jan 01, 2026 09:01AM Add a comment

Alice is 91% done with The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

Oh my god is this really necessary 🫩🫩

— Jan 01, 2026 07:52AM Add a comment

Alice is 83% done with The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

What the fuck 😭😭

— Jan 01, 2026 07:08AM Add a comment

Alice is 73% done with The Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires

This is getting good omg

— Dec 31, 2025 02:57PM Add a comment

Alice is 82% done with My Best Friend's Exorcism

— Dec 26, 2025 12:08PM Add a comment

Alice is 67% done with My Best Friend's Exorcism

😛😛😛

— Dec 26, 2025 11:12AM Add a comment

Alice is 50% done with My Best Friend's Exorcism

— Dec 26, 2025 09:56AM Add a comment

Alice is 22% done with My Best Friend's Exorcism

— Dec 26, 2025 08:23AM Add a comment

Alice is 55% done with Gorky Park

Dawg why r they having sex I DONT CAREEEE GODDDS They just said “her breasts trembled with her heartbeat” in the fucking book and called her wet instantly an unfolded secret 💀💀💀 treating nipples like a hard on

— Dec 05, 2025 11:10AM Add a comment

Alice is 50% done with Gorky Park

SNOOZE FEST 🙌🙌

— Dec 05, 2025 10:39AM Add a comment

Alice is 40% done with Gorky Park

This is so boring I got no clue what’s going on

— Dec 05, 2025 09:45AM Add a comment

Alice is starting Gorky Park

I gotta finish this whole thing today

— Dec 05, 2025 06:27AM Add a comment

Alice is 60% done with Indemnity Only (V.I. Warshawski, #1)

— Dec 04, 2025 06:39PM Add a comment

Alice is 40% done with Indemnity Only (V.I. Warshawski, #1)

— Dec 04, 2025 05:01PM Add a comment

Alice is 20% done with Indemnity Only (V.I. Warshawski, #1)

PHILLIP MARLOWE MENTION 🔥🔥🔥

— Dec 04, 2025 04:00PM Add a comment

Alice is starting Indemnity Only (V.I. Warshawski, #1)

I have to finish this by midnight and ngl it’s super boring so far

— Dec 04, 2025 03:00PM Add a comment

Alice is 88% done with Thirteen Hours: A Novel

— Dec 04, 2025 10:59AM Add a comment

Alice is on page 233 of The Beekeeper's Apprentice, or On the Segregation of the Queen

Lowkey boring

— Nov 12, 2025 07:20AM Add a comment

Alice is on page 161 of The Beekeeper's Apprentice, or On the Segregation of the Queen

King of Bohemia mention 🔥🔥

— Nov 12, 2025 05:54AM Add a comment

Alice is 70% done with The Big Sleep (Philip Marlowe, #1)

Ngl idk what’s going on and idk if it’s cause I’m bored or dumb 😭 love the writing tho

— Oct 21, 2025 07:03AM Add a comment

Alice is 10% done with The Thin Man

I have to finish this, write an essay on this, watch two documentaries, and write two other papers today. Yall about to witness the greatest lock-in on human history.

— Oct 14, 2025 07:58AM Add a comment