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Poopy and Assteal

How Sara Shepard characterizes the Liars at the beginning of each book.

Alison: Gorgeous and mean
Spencer: Curious and insecure
Aria: Quirky and “not like other girls”
Emily: Gay
Hanna: Fat

Crying with Emily. She found her people. I’m so happy for her. I know exactly how she feels. So close to home.

My close and personal friend, and favorite character Hanna is so fucking funny.

Does she want to fuck her dragon?

Who the fuck names their kid Oralee anyway? What’s her sister’s name? Analee?

Ever since I saw a TikTok video of someone’s face claim for Rhune was Skrillex I haven’t gotten that out of my head. I was already trying to chase away the image kf Peter Steele (specifically his spread in Playgirl). I’ve decided to create my own face claim for Rhune. He’s still sexy he just doesn’t look like a Tumblr goth Legolas.

Danika Fendyr is the Alison Dilaurentis of the CC universe

After spending hours on TikTok and Pinterest to absorb the lore and guides I have a 60/40 understanding while progressing through this.

5 chapters in and lowkey better than ACOTAR imo. Cyberpunk meets Narnia type shit.

Me to Sarah J Maas: What does this mean?

Sarah J Maas: You don’t know?

Me: No?

Sarah J Maas: You’re just supposed to know

Me: But how do I know without context?

Sarah J Maas: Keep reading and figure it out

Me: But that’s-

Sarah J Maas with a gun to my head: I said keep reading

Sarah J Maas be like, “Oh, you didn’t read the prequel sequel dictionary? That tiny ass map on the first page should explain everything, dumbass. Go to Pinterest and figure that shit out. You just have to dig deep through the AI slop.”

Ok now I’m going to have to pause to read the 3 Crescent City books. I’ll update in like 3 weeks.

I guess I have to fucking read Crescent City to understand what the fuck is happening now.

Oh thank god, Rozanov is here to spare me from the boredom.

I’m already annoyed at one of the main characters. The bottom is becoming nonsensical. Kyle’s parents bought him an apartment, and yet he works at a dingy unofficial gay pub, assuming not raking in hoards of dough from tips. Why is Maria having to help with bills/groceries and not pay rent, wtf does Kyle pay for? He would be an art history major with rich parents that doesn’t use his useless degree.

loses her virginity less than a week ago and is already down to get double penetrated? girl, this is a walk not a spring. calm down.