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Ever since I saw a TikTok video of someone’s face claim for Rhune was Skrillex I haven’t gotten that out of my head. I was already trying to chase away the image kf Peter Steele (specifically his spread in Playgirl). I’ve decided to create my own face claim for Rhune. He’s still sexy he just doesn’t look like a Tumblr goth Legolas.

Danika Fendyr is the Alison Dilaurentis of the CC universe

5 chapters in and lowkey better than ACOTAR imo. Cyberpunk meets Narnia type shit.

Me to Sarah J Maas: What does this mean?

Sarah J Maas: You don’t know?

Me: No?

Sarah J Maas: You’re just supposed to know

Me: But how do I know without context?

Sarah J Maas: Keep reading and figure it out

Me: But that’s-

Sarah J Maas with a gun to my head: I said keep reading

Sarah J Maas be like, “Oh, you didn’t read the prequel sequel dictionary? That tiny ass map on the first page should explain everything, dumbass. Go to Pinterest and figure that shit out. You just have to dig deep through the AI slop.”