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David is 50% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
I am not going to finish this. I don't know what I was thinking, I don't know what I was expecting with a title like this. The only way you can like this is if you've never spoken to a woman other than your mother in your life, what a waste!
— Oct 30, 2026 12:46PM Add a comment
Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

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David is 23% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
committing hatereading, no one is forcing me but what the fuck.
— Oct 28, 2026 12:33PM Add a comment
Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

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David is 82% done with What Happens at Night
suddenly turns into gay literature
— Oct 22, 2026 01:59PM Add a comment
What Happens at Night

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David is 42% done with The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Millennium, #1)
I know I've seen the movie, but I have no idea where this is going
— Sep 04, 2026 04:05PM Add a comment
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Millennium, #1)

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David is 17% done with The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Millennium, #1)
Lisbeth be working alongside Nardwuar
— Sep 02, 2026 04:38PM Add a comment
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (Millennium, #1)

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David is 76% done with The Great Gatsby
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
— Sep 01, 2026 01:34PM Add a comment
The Great Gatsby

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David is 8% done with Gone Girl
Amy the type of girl to get mad at you because you didn't like her ig story
— Aug 31, 2026 04:22PM Add a comment
Gone Girl

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