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I don’t know why I picked this up as a childless 23 yo 😂 I think I’ll postpone reading this, it feels like forbidden knowledge

... why am i reading about snails mating
imma skim this part but im too far into dnf 😂

~shadown man~

not gonna lie I thought this was going to be more philosophical or poetic meanderings, but it is a LOT of snail facts...
on a related note, I now have a list of random fun facts, all having to do with snails
-Did you know some snails have 80 rows of teeth? Did you know they rotate out and regrow their teeth?
-Did you know a snail can carry 57 times its weight on its shell?
-Scientific name Gastropod=stomach foot

I'm going to be sick...

All right Misza, for you…

This book so far has talked about literally nothing…
I love it.
The prose in this novel is so lyrical, even in describing events that should be nothing special, there is a je ne sais quoi that has kept me hooked.

“In North Korea any history is dangerous”

“Men seldom moved their bodies; all unrest was concentrated in the soul.”
Damn. I think E.M. Forster might've been a psychic, this book is scary

“What must it be like to not know what a step is? I’d love to get back to that level of development. love to learn everything all over again, but learn it right this time. I’d love to return my brain to factory settings”
You and me both girly

“There’s me finally seen as I should be, twisted into something as monsterous as I feel”

This flips between what would make good song lyrics and sad tumblr girl who just made her account

"isolated like a drum removed from a score of hateful music I never wanted to play" 😭

I’m a few days behind this year but I had to reread it before the year ends! It didn’t feel right otherwise

"I do," said Scrooge. "Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? What reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough."
"Come, then," returned the nephew gaily. "What right have you to be dismal? What reason have you to be morose? You're rich enough."

"Girls should learn too. Girls are people"
"A radical!"
Gosh I love this play

I want too know what these people do after 😭

Guyyyyys
Why do I not get poetry 😭

Noooooooo 😭
Damn you Dracula

Jonathans dead isn't he 😭

I don't know why this is taking me so long, I enjoy it whenever I pick it up but still, I feel intimidated every time I do. 😂

:)

Oh Debbie

Oh Elyse, we would be friends.
Except neither of us would approach each other.
This is so fun, but I’m have more questions about all of these side characters

OK
I KNOW this is a horror
but like
I don't want anything to happen to them :(

Very Christie like introduction....

I'm not a huge poetry person.....

“But can your truck make it there on one tank of gas?” He matched my pace again.
“I don’t see how that is any of your business.” Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.
“The wasting of finite resources is everyone’s business”
Ok Edward, I’ll give you that point. That was pretty funny

You still suck tho. I am officially a fan of no one but Charlie

oh boy...