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" famous lobster rolls that Rachel tried every year, only remember that it was like paying $26 to tongue a mayonnaise jar."

"it was her fudge and I let her bake it."

We could call this micro genre Cowboys and Monsters.

God damn. this is so good!

You had me at tentacles sir

Just found out who Miranda's dad was 🤦

Rereading this one from way back about 20 years ago.

I am doing the audiobook and there is only one recording available and it’s really bad. Ill be saving this one to read in print

So, not really digging this but definitely like crab.

"the streets of Portland are filled with weirdos"
Lol, That was prescient for 1989

"But I have sometimes been forced to acknowledge that some of the things I would like to be the case aren't"

Um, why isn't she doing anything? Why is she just hiding there day after day? She has infinite money. Can travel the entire world.

"spores are like children setting out on a wild adventure with nothing but high spirits and a bag of toffees."
😆

I haven't read a nonfiction this engaging in a long time

" All day my life had been away, in easy attendance on the lives of others, and I did not relish its burden back, the evening stretching ahead like a long and empty room. It must surely be possible to be out of our life for the whole of our life if we could tell what life is other than this painful becoming of ourselves."

Damn

I can only dream of one day having a skill level 5 in litter box navigation

Russian novels should include the characters list at the bottom of every odd numbered page.