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Ugh... They picked the wrong narrator for such interesting material.

Wooooooow. How did anyone follow this crazy man?! Just mind boggling. Jim Jones was a weirdo all his life, and not the good weird. This was an excellent read. Just don't drink the koolaid.

Alright I already wanna shake Jane and punch her chauvinistic husband Richard in the balls. And his friends. Even if it is the 60s. 🙄 You better run girl.

Boon!

'Getting murdered would solve a lot of my problems.' - My new motto.

What really happened to Charlie almost has me sobbing at work. 😭

I want to punch Grace's ridiculously religious mother in the face.

Chapter 9 in the audiobook and i'm kinda bored.. with this.

This guy should NOT be a teacher.

Beep beep Richie and Bev!

Ahh it mentions Georgie and IT. Love it.

ugh I get it Alex, but get your shit together. I just want to shake her.

omg Ridge and Sydney from Maybe Someday!!

Rosie's favorite book is Outlander. Fan girl down!

The mace incident. Omg this book is gold.

Drews fight with the cat. I'm dying.

This series is fucking hilarious!

Stinger knows what's up with the end of Titanic. THERE WAS ROOM FOR TWO ON THAT DOOR.

Just finished Fuck buddies. Loved it. Next is Brawler.

It's like a slightly rougher 50 shades.

OMG Lassiter with Rhage in dragon mode: 'Here eat a snickers you're not yourself when your hangry.' Hahahaha I love him!

I keep forgetting they're only 18. I don't know why they seem so much older. More mature.

Fuck Ryle. If Lily doesn't end up with Atlas I'm going to be pissed.

I just finished reading Joyland and it's referenced here by Charles Jacobs. He worked there. I can't remember him. Maybe it was a different time. There's a lot of nods to Harlow and Castle Rock. Just makes me think of The Body/Stand By Me.

I have no idea what's going on with the Reverend but something happened.

Wow I really hate Amy. Psycho. Cheater Nick isn't so great either.

Beginning of the book and I already can't stand Amy. Let's see if that changes.

I love Paradise, she's a badass. And the guys getting so jealous over Magic Mike is hilarious.

iAm and the cat. 'I fucking hate this cat' haha liar

I love Daniel. Where was he in Hopeless?

I'm loving the jerk quotes as foreplay. haha