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Book is kinda snoozefest so far.

Having to go to bed when all I want to do is stay up and read 💔💔💔💔

I ship Lorcan and Elide so hard even though they just met

That’s actually funny af…”you’re here to give me cryptic messages?!” *sarcastic joke session* “oh before I disappear there’s a lock—“ *disappears* LMAOOO

Aww Dorian and Rowan are hangin out

Pause—wtf is wrong with mom

So far I am enjoying the book much more than book 1.

There is no way that this is getting any better.

Eye roll

As a person who grew up poor asf and is now a poor adult, PoPpY’s need to microdose a poor life instead of “using daddy’s money”, and her “trust fund” or finishing out her full-ride education is PISSING ME OFFFF. Privileged ass bitch.

Kinda corny so far

This book is basically fanfiction the way the OG story has become a shell of itself.

LMAOOOO WAIT I THOUGHT IT WAA GOING TO BE A SWWET MESSAGE LMAOOOO

“I SAID SHUT UPPPP” LMAOOOOO

Eughhh nvm the kicking had stopped

Kicking my feet

Got a little too excited 😂I’m still at 45

IM SCREAMINGGGGGGAVVSJAJAKAKA

LMAOOO

Eww I do NOT like Tyler

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I think Tyler is a scum bag ngl

“I’ll bump my review up to two stars” lmao

WHY WOULD THEY BE DOING THIS THE DAY OF THE MARRIAGE

Ain’t no way she’s trying to leave after all this.

Yo this shit is crazy wtf

Oh my god????