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“City boy with your city ways”

“Did a teacher ever teach how to build a fire?” Paired with the city rant when the bear showed up hints at theme.

Not the porcupine

What was his mom thinking giving him a hatchet 💀 bro is CRAZY

Wilderness Rehab camp propaganda basically

Bro can they stop with this scary ass music

If this took place in 2026, “get motivated” would loosely translate to “lock in bro”

“Wow, I didn’t get crushed on those rocks…crushed…just like me with my parents divorce…and the secret” bro 😭🐓

Jesus Christ this is a nightmare

Reading this book is the literary equivalent to listening to an Earl Sweatshirt album.

“And then he was stopped. The very core, the very center of him was stopped. And he was no more. “ Bro what the hell is this cursed ahh writing style

They got the soundtrack from OG Friday the 13th on this bih im actually scurred

“And there was the tenderness in her voice, the one he hadn’t heard in a while. The tenderness. It’d been a long time.” Like what are we talking about

I’m sorry the music playing and the narrative voice paired together is making this so corny 😭 Divorce. *sad piano jazz music*

Needed something under 6 hours since I ran out of Audible credits and Spotify audiobook hours

STOPPPP HES STILL A TEACHER 😭😭😭

Stop I’m crying 💔💔💔💔

Dangggg can this guy catch a break omg

Rocky 💔💔 I’m gonna miss you sm

Bro can’t catch a break

Okay wow nvm she literally sealed his death wtf psycho

StratxGrace?!?!? PLEASE

<3 Rocky

IIyukhina is a trip 💀 Heroin?!?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDSING ME OH MY GOD

GracexStat

LMAOOOOOOOO

“It’s quite pleasurable” LMAOOOO

The giant spider offering extra fuel got me bawling my eyes out

Grace talking to Rocky reminds me of Bunny—the dog with the buttons 😂