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ethan is 35% done with Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

FitzChivalry GET BEHIND ME

— Sep 17, 2026 05:13PM Add a comment

ethan is 20% done with Royal Assassin (Farseer Trilogy, #2)

haven’t felt joy like this since i was reading shadowhunt- (GUNSHOT)

— Sep 17, 2026 10:21AM Add a comment

ethan is 15% done with Ghosts of the Shadow Market

— Sep 07, 2026 10:11AM Add a comment

ethan is 30% done with Secrets of Blackthorn Hall

the idea of shadowhunters texting and using emojis…

— Sep 06, 2026 08:37AM Add a comment

ethan is on page 3 of 617 of Ghosts of the Shadow Market

WELCOME BACK MATTHEW FAIRCHILD I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS HAPPENING OPHRAH GIF

— Sep 05, 2026 04:36PM 1 comment

ethan is 70% done with Chain of Thorns (The Last Hours, #3)

this book has quickly become the most infuriating thing i have ever consumed

— Sep 03, 2026 05:15PM Add a comment

ethan is 54% done with Chain of Thorns (The Last Hours, #3)

TAKE ALL THE PAIN MATTHEW FAIRCHILD FEELS QUADRUPLE IT AND GIVE IT TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND THAT FUCK ASS DOG

— Sep 02, 2026 04:57PM 1 comment

ethan is starting The Death and Life of Great American Cities

i can’t wait to play city skylines after reading this

— Aug 31, 2026 12:02PM 2 comments

The Death and Life of Great American Cities

ethan is 52% done with Chain of Thorns (The Last Hours, #3)

boring yawning sloppy

— Aug 29, 2026 07:19PM Add a comment

ethan is 45% done with Chain of Thorns (The Last Hours, #3)

matthew fairchild.. there was before you there was during you etc etc. i’m never going to finish this book it feels like and it’s a whole lotta nothing that’s happening right now but BOY am i loving it

— Aug 21, 2026 09:22PM Add a comment

ethan is 35% done with Chain of Thorns (The Last Hours, #3)

i hate miscommunication trope and unfortunately all 3,748 main characters are experiencing it on some level

— Aug 19, 2026 06:40PM Add a comment

ethan is 45% done with Invincible, Compendium One

— Aug 15, 2026 01:37PM Add a comment

ethan is 20% done with Chain of Thorns (The Last Hours, #3)

fairchild herondale carstairs love triangle BORING

— Aug 15, 2026 01:21PM 1 comment

ethan is 10% done with Chain of Thorns (The Last Hours, #3)

already the best book in the trilogy due to the fact william owen herondale is doing more than a half page worth of dialogue thank god

— Aug 12, 2026 06:44PM Add a comment

ethan is 53% done with So Old, So Young

i’m getting the feeling i’m supposed to care about these people and unfortunately i just do not

— Aug 12, 2026 08:11AM Add a comment

ethan is 40% done with So Old, So Young

the structure of this book works really well until it doesn’t and then you just don’t really gaf but then it works again

— Aug 10, 2026 10:12AM Add a comment

ethan is 55% done with Fruit Fly

Oh!

— Aug 07, 2026 08:13AM Add a comment

ethan is 15% done with Fruit Fly

“Virgina Woolf would’ve loved grindr”

— Aug 05, 2026 10:58AM Add a comment

ethan is 85% done with Chain of Iron (The Last Hours, #2)

take all matthew fairchild endures triple it and give it to taylor swift

— Aug 04, 2026 06:38PM Add a comment

ethan is 70% done with Chain of Iron (The Last Hours, #2)

matthew fairchild GET BEHIND ME.

— Aug 03, 2026 04:31PM Add a comment

ethan is 30% done with Chain of Iron (The Last Hours, #2)

🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯🤯🤯🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️

— Jul 30, 2026 03:42PM Add a comment

ethan is 65% done with Chain of Gold (The Last Hours, #1)

what the hell sure

— Jul 22, 2026 08:25PM Add a comment

ethan is 35% done with Chain of Gold (The Last Hours, #1)

— Jul 19, 2026 07:08PM Add a comment

ethan is 10% done with Chain of Gold (The Last Hours, #1)

“As she stepped by Malcom, he peered down into her face. “There’s no Blackthorn blood in your family, is there?” don’t pmo rn

— Jul 19, 2026 07:08PM Add a comment

ethan is 10% done with Chain of Gold (The Last Hours, #1)

okay so we’re just doing shadowhunters in bridgerton like what the hell sure i’ll bite

— Jul 18, 2026 02:38PM Add a comment

ethan is 10% done with Chain of Gold (The Last Hours, #1)

matthew fairchild welcome to the trusted circle of ethan nation

— Jul 16, 2026 09:04AM 1 comment

ethan is 25% done with Is This a Cry for Help?

ouchie

— Jul 16, 2026 09:04AM Add a comment

ethan is 60% done with Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

losing my mind — 📍Thule

— Jul 12, 2026 08:43AM Add a comment

Queen of Air and Darkness (The Dark Artifices, #3)

ethan is 85% done with Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

i need to be put down

— Jul 07, 2026 05:58AM Add a comment

Lord of Shadows (The Dark Artifices, #2)

ethan is 50% done with Empire of Silence (The Sun Eater, #1)

i don’t care very much, but i do care a lot as well.
unsure about most of what’s going on

— Jun 14, 2026 06:23PM Add a comment

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