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i hate miscommunication trope and unfortunately all 3,748 main characters are experiencing it on some level

fairchild herondale carstairs love triangle BORING

already the best book in the trilogy due to the fact william owen herondale is doing more than a half page worth of dialogue thank god

i’m getting the feeling i’m supposed to care about these people and unfortunately i just do not

the structure of this book works really well until it doesn’t and then you just don’t really gaf but then it works again

Oh!

“Virgina Woolf would’ve loved grindr”

take all matthew fairchild endures triple it and give it to taylor swift

matthew fairchild GET BEHIND ME.

🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯🤯🤯🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️

what the hell sure

“As she stepped by Malcom, he peered down into her face. “There’s no Blackthorn blood in your family, is there?” don’t pmo rn

okay so we’re just doing shadowhunters in bridgerton like what the hell sure i’ll bite

matthew fairchild welcome to the trusted circle of ethan nation

ouchie

losing my mind — 📍Thule

i need to be put down

i don’t care very much, but i do care a lot as well.
unsure about most of what’s going on

please someone explain what is going on like i’m 5

blackthorns oh how i’ve missed you

holy info dump I PROMISE WE GET IT GIVE ME KIT AND TY NEOWWWW

girl what the fuck ever

all roads lead back to william herondale

this vs clockwork princess is like a hydrogen **** and a coughing baby

i forgot clockwork princess is just like what if we took the twin towers and put them in an active volcano but it’s still pangea so the avalanche from the north is on the way meanwhile taylor swift is threatening to release tloas

okay reading era is fading again

flying through these and currently believe this is the best thing i’ve ever read