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Three chapters in and so far nothing has happened. I don’t particularly care about the characters either. Does this change at all?

Okay, I am used to graphic birth scenes in this series, but..."scraps of membrane"? Really?

why is luis being sus? this isn’t a mystery

"Miss Anthony believes in a woman's suffering, right?"

"I think you mean woman suffrage."

“nothing lived on the planet. its ground temperature was 200 degrees below zero. its atmosphere was filled with poisonous gases.” sounds like a great place to take children on a field trip!18

why does everyone in this book have adhd? there is no impulse control anywhere

*vcr is broken*
Janet: i’ve got an idea!
*hits vcr*

“Barbie, you’re the most!” if this at all inspired that magic of the rainbow song…that’s amazing

“We’re supposed to be a squad, not the three musketeers!”

forget about your dreams gurrlll, noooo you wait a minute

why does Stacie have a bunch of perfumes, a vase of flowers, and a makeup mirror on her dresser?

this kid with a tucked-in plaid sweater vest and dress shorts is the best soccer player in the school? no judgment but I don’t believe it

“I ate two chocolate bars yesterday, the rest of that chocolate cake from dinner at your house, and a chocolate doughnut this morning. I’m in the mood for something different.” Says ken as he eats strawberry ice cream

barbie, that is the smallest turkey I have ever seen. are you sure it’s not a chicken?

i would wear every single one of these outfits

skipper is blonde. wut.

so they are talking about kelly coming home from the hospital. WHY ARE THEY STILL NOT MENTIONING THE PARENTS

stacie would totally jam to "invisible" from the barbie diaries soundtrack

first page and the NOSTALGIA IS HITTING HARD. also, babysitter's club vibes

why are sara and kara in the same class

the chemistry between barbie and super glider...

I already know at this point that the culprit reveal will do nothing for me, because I can’t remember who most of the characters are

"To cowgirls everywhere" here we go

Wtf is wrong with this family! That’s not your baby!

Noooo…this book is gonna make me cry

“Jack, I thought you’d be in Dawson by now”

SHE'S MEETING JACK LONDON
HAHAHAHAHA

Tbh I already don't understand what's going on

"Choices Made" the chapter title in passive voice

Is the dad gonna be alive?

The other day the wire in one of my bras broke and poked out of the fabric, stabbing me in the chest. Should I throw all my bras into the fireplace?