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It’s boring me to tears omg

so boring. do I dnf or keep going….

Too much lord of the rings rip off. It just feels like copying at this point.

😵😵

This is sooo long I’m gonna fling myself off a bridge omg there is no need for this book to be this long I’m weeping

Zzzzzzzz

I hate this book lol I can’t stand the dialogue or the characters

I would’ve loved this book 10 years ago

Why do they keep saying each other’s name every time they speak to one another please stop omg it’s driving me crazy

Wanting to pick the lettuce out of someone’s teeth is crazy

Bleh

Too much monologuing. It’s actually giving me a headache. Wtf. So annoying.

This is not living up to the hype for me… like wow. I am bored and unimpressed. :/

I’m confused!

Ughhhh

I hate bill. he’s so gross

so difficult to get into… maybe I’m just not in the right mood or maybe I just don’t like Anne rice’s prose

Not the insane amount of physical descriptions for every character. I feel like I’m 12 again and exploring wattpad stories. “My long flowy, straight, wavy, curly brown hair is to my butt, my orbs are bright blue, my lips are pink and plump and pretty, my face is heart shaped, my nose is as a cute as a button, I have a tiny waist, 19 inches to be exact and of course I wear vans!”

Oliver you sweet boy if anyone hurts you or your armadillo. I will avenge you 👺👺👺

On this is disturbing

Purple prose is so annoying