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Girl, internet safety! What the fuck!

On paper I should like this book but I have the ick SO fucking bad, I hate these people and everything they do and say, is the moon responsible for this? Barbara help

If a man did this to me I would never, and I mean EVER, speak to him again. Stand outside my window and break into my house all you want but caroling is a bridge much too fucking far, get away from me you freak 😭

Uh oh, is the plot riding on her being fucking stupid??

This Chloe vs Chlo thing was old before it started, I can only pray it doesn’t continue through the whole book

Buh-bye, Bentley! Sucks to suck

Stepbrother, huh? 👀

I take my doors like I take my men: unhinged 😅

Ooh, paranormal Santa!

Call me kombucha girl because I don’t know how I feel about this 😬

Off to a hell of a start! 😳

Having a little water and rinsing our mouths out before morning sex?? THIS is the realism I want in my books 😂

Okay Layla Fae might be my new fav author

I think this book may have been written specifically for me 🫣

It’s giving cringy public proposal, and I am heading for the door

Damn, give a woman some digestion time!

Nooo not her pH!!

This book didn’t immediately hook me, but it’s got me now! The slow burn pacing is on point and the Christmas vibes are immaculate so far 👌

$5 for a cocktail in 2025? Three hot billionaires all falling in love with me is far more realistic 😭

Sadly, a little bored at this point, but hopefully he’ll devour her soul and destroy the earth soon?

Spitting in the mouth is always yucky, but before we even kiss?? Sir I will bite your lips off

We love a man begging on his knees 😩

This book is fucking traumatic

I swear to FUCKING god, y’all better take care of those goddamn chickens!!! Who is going to feed them now? 🥺

For being a million bajillion years old or whatever, Caspen is acting the damn FOOL right now

Not loving the continued implications of the blood bond. I liked Caspen fine in the first book but idk about this my guy

Okay so in one breath we go from “I want to make love to you” to “I want anal on the couch” PLEASE someone kill this man and dump his body in a ditch, I am begging

Okay this guy fucking sucks. Puts her in a slutty dress for dinner with his monster dad and predatory brother, then doesn’t do fuck all to protect her the way he promised he would and blames her for “having” to give her THIRTY FUCKING LASHES for not toasting his dad. I want him dead in a ditch

Unhinged, but I can’t tell in a good or bad way yet

Idk man the smut is great and I’m a sucker for Hades x Persephone but the wink wink nudge nudge about the whole they’re all just humans / there’s no magic thing isn’t doing it for me