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This book is beating me to DEATH with it’s central theme. Omg yes you’re both sick, his sickness is your sickness and your sickness is his sickness and you’re sicker together and we’re all just so sick, WE GET IT

LIVING for this “I want him so bad it pisses me off” dynamic, but we are getting pretty campy / silly while still taking ourselves 100% dead seriously so I’m walking a fine enjoyment line rn

A quarter in and this is already a wild ride, what the hell did I read just now 🥴

I’m into this so far! It’s a little silly, but there’s some quasi paranormal stuff happening in the background that makes it easier to take with a grain of salt

Look, I’m nonbinary, okay? I use they/them pronouns, I’m on HRT, I’ve had surgery, the works. Tell me WHY my dubious consent fuck island books are having a Saturday morning special moment like “hyuck! I’ve noticed you not conforming to your biological sex! Would you like to tell us something about your pronouns, friend? 👍😃” please stop I beg you I’m so tired

Small towns and hyper-specific rumors about masked men chasing women down on holidays, name a more iconic duo!

What kind of cringy ass super hero monologue is this shit??

“Sweet fury” is used to describe one MC 34 times. “Violet eyes” is used to describe the other 29 times. “Warrior” is used unironically 31 times

I’m so tired

Good LORD. Nyla K just does it different 😳

Crashing a car is scary. Shooting the person driving the car you’re in seems like a pretty bad idea. Want to know what’s worse? LETTING THAT MOTHERFUCKER TAKE YOU TO A SECONDARY LOCATION

My true crime girlies get me 😫

Okay I wasn’t sure about this at first but I am fully in now, let’s gooo 🤘

I’m sorry, an insinuation that fucking a woman repeatedly will stretch her out over time? In MY romance book? I think the fuck NOT

Okay I thought I was just going crazy, but no, we are only NOW getting to penetrative sex, and for no obvious reason since they were blowing each other left and right since like 40%. Color me confused

Omg Ward you’re not a mafia man or a snake shifter or something, stfuuuu with this “I’m afraid of losing control around you” SHITE 😭

This manipulation shit AIN’T IT, Ross

Okay I’m going to need fictional characters to GOOGLE HOW TO PROPERLY ACCLIMATIZE THEIR FICTIONAL CATS, *I’m* getting stressed at this point 😭

I should have fucking known, omgggggg just kill me

Gutted to say I’m fighting for my life with this one 😫

I thought “mountain fairy” was bad, but “starlight”??? 🤮

Oh boy idk if I’m ready for whimsical UwU flower fairy girl moves to big scary forest 😬

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Oooh I can see where this is going!

Oh no the sadness is starting 😭

Oh Troy my sweet baby you’re such a sad sack of shit 😭💔

THRILLED the next book is about Troy!! Thank me for avoiding all spoilers about this series 😮‍💨

Get that wife outta here!