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LOVING this omg kinda millennial voice coded but still whimsical and funny enough to be a page turner

LAIKA STUDIO DROPPED A TRAILER AND SAID BITCH GET READY SO BITCH IM GETTING READY

okay disability rep!!!!!!

YAAAAAASSSSSS

getting the cutest warm fuzzies from this oh my goodness I am rooting for them so bad I love love love them

"thoughtful, soft spoken, and overly fond of collecting cups" OKAY GIRL GO AHEAD!!! love her already!!! I needed a whimsical light hearted read after Buffalo Hunter Hunter which I loved... but that DUG DEEP into me damn

wow. oh my fucking goodness.

oh this is getting 4 stars. immediately. that plot twist..... girl. I could NEVER have seen that coming. my jaw was PHYSICALLY open 😵‍💫🫪

WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!

I'M SORRY WHAT??? OH ITS GETTING SO SERIOUS

I'm trying to figure out why the pastor ALWAYS has different women cooking and dropping food off for him ...............

grotesque but so cool like okay yes

oh my fucking goodness

I'm actually finding myself laughing out loud ... did they cook?!?!?

"the almost Asian looking carvings gave me an uneasy feeling" Carl...............

already loving this, Carl is a mess and hilarious

y'all were right, the pastor is SO PRETENTIOUS AND ANNOYING.

WE HAVE REACHED THE FUCKING PLOTTTT

hey so what are we reading about like.... no shade what's going on

shaking and unwell .......

I'm sorry EXCUSE ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

I'm sorry WHATTTTTTTT????????

HE'S JUST A BABY. HE DOESN'T KNOW BETTER AND THE OTHER IS SO MEAN TO HIM. HE IS A BABY.

time loop!!!!

HE GOT NEW SHOES 🥺🥺🥺🥺

YAASSSSSSSSSSSS

Drew's parts are a snooze fest sorry

"I REMEMBER I LIKE LIZZO".... something good needs to happen or they gon have to wrap this up

he way the protagonist tals is so .... booktok millennial I hope I can get through this.... "covered in blood? check! bruised to hell? check!" like girl please

bc if it was me I would have let them take me to the hospital but then we wouldn't have a book