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Hazel Sinnett for president (any country will do)

I'm sooooo sure he's gonna kill himself. He has avoidable "self sacrifice for greater good" written all over him

i hope the main character dies

is it even an early 2010's YA book if the male protagonist isn't a patronising, misogynistic piece of shit?

literally what is even happening here???? am i losing my mind

AIDAN: THE CONCEPT OF FORTUNE IS NONSENSICAL, BUT KADY IS INSISTING I WISH YOU BOTH GOOD LUCK ANYWAY.
SO GOOD LUCK, HANNA DONNELLY. THE UNIVERSE ITSELF DEPENDS ON YOU.
…NO PRESSURE.

my shaylaaaaa

I'm gonna throw up what the fuck

it's 2 am, i've to wake up at 7 am tomorrow, and there's only 20% left of the book. why do i keep making questionable life choices 😩 will i ever learn?

love it when the main character starts hallucinating blood

girl math is reading a book super slowly so you can stay with the story for as long as possible

Can the ocean just drown this padma girl off? I'm so over her bs

fmc is a complete loser. i didn't want to read a relatable book, damn!

marriages are scary because what if he has a side chick that he refuses to admit is a side chick and makes me feel like I'm the crazy one for not being besties with his side chick

two branches of a tree
two pieces of a soul
where one sister goes the other will be
for she is but half of the whole

MY HEART WHSSBWUAHWBABBSH

ON MY WAY TO SUE THE AUTHOR FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. WHAT THE FUCK

🦋 when 🦋 he 🦋 isn't 🦋 a 🦋 mysoginist 🦋 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

is this getting super cringe or am i just a bitch

Cruel?” Rune threw him a look. “That’s rich, coming from you—a boy who hunts girls for a living.”
“Witches,” he corrected. “I hunt witches.”
he's such a clown 🤡

I feel like if Gideon were a Gen Z man, he’d have a podcast where he constantly shit-talks about his ex and explains why all women are inherently evil.

I want to teleport myself into the book and force Rune to leave with Alex RIGHT NOW

men hunting innocent women (because they are witches) is such a turn off like why are we romanticizing it??? 🤢

“Careful of your curiosity, little one,” Raikama used to tease when I was small. “Stray too close to the fire, and you’ll only burn.”
Ironic that my stepmother should’ve given such a warning. I was already burning, and she was the one who had set the flames.

I had a weird dream about going to class with Callum and wearing a shirt I thought was cute, and everyone insisted they liked it, but I realized it was just pants I’d cut armholes out of somehow and actually looked hideous. C was in the class, but he and Callum got in a fight and went outside to settle it with a horse race, and I woke up before I found out who won.
GIRL WHAT

why do i willingly put myself through thrillers knowing damn well i actually can't handle it

FUCK HANNA

what are the chances Wilden is the one who caused Hanna's accident? 😮‍💨

Hanna is a walking rage bait

when the protagonist finally finds out the most basic clichéest plan of the antagonist and reveals it in the last line of a chapter expect me to scream at her newfound common sense

WHAT WAS CHAPTER 37 ACTUALLY I WANNA SUE