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*Small spoiler*

“That’s it, I’m proposing.”
BOY YOU BETTER NOT. 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺
Sir if you fuck this up BY PROPOSING, I’m gonna throw the book. And fun fact, I am reading the ebook so the book is actually my phone and if you BREAK MY PHONE, YOU OWN ME A NEW ONE.

Am confused - if the plot is that they are gonna trick their parents into reuniting as a band but the whole thing is also being live-streamed, won’t they just… find out? Online?
I hope they talk about this because this is a very big plot hole lmfao.

I have read three of these books already, but this one takes the cake for most times I had to stop reading.
“Their approval rating was in the Obama-got-Osama range.”
HUH??? I get what it means but why???

WHY are we giving the Australian-caricature character a new friend who is AN IRISH-CARICATURE???
The written-in accents and lingo in their dialogue IS HURTING MY BRAIN.

I have to give this back to the library 😃 oops.
To be continued another time I guess…
Though I have been contemplating buying a copy to analyze because nothing makes me wanna dissect a book like my own trauma.

This book is dense. Sure, only 300+ pages, but those pages are like wall-to-wall text with very little line breaks lol.

The jumping from perspective to perspective is bothering me. Especially because you can tell that there are secrets that the author is wanting to reveal to the reader when it’s revealed to the main character, but then they go to the perspective of the individual that knows the secret and they have to be weird and cryptic.
And annoying.
Just stay with the main character! Or let the reader be in on the secret!

I did not intend to read two books about suicide back-to-back, wtf.

This feels like a Huskerdust fanfic…
and I’m not complaining…? I think?

Minor spoilers but
If the whole twist is that she is gay, I’m gonna lose it because I swear, I JUST read this book (but a better version).

I accidentally let the loan on this run out… so now I gotta wait to finish it 😔

I am two pages in and wasn't expecting the line "I enjoy a man who's kissed with a yeasty beastliness."