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Mads ✨is balls deep in the Animorphs reread✨
is on page 35 of 87
This book persists in fuelling my rage. You'd be forgiven for thinking that no-one lives on Rapa Nui and that Polynesian culture went extinct in ancient obscurity thanks to this wildly anachronistic (read: racist!!) writing
"Stone platforms called marae were used" ARE used. ARE used, you fuckwit, and a marae is not just a "stone platform"
"Tonga had a trilithon" Tonga HAS. It is STILL THERE
KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!!
— Feb 03, 2025 09:07PM
"Stone platforms called marae were used" ARE used. ARE used, you fuckwit, and a marae is not just a "stone platform"
"Tonga had a trilithon" Tonga HAS. It is STILL THERE
KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!!
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Mads ✨is balls deep in the Animorphs reread✨
is on page 42 of 87
Oh my goodness! Page 42 and Jared's discovered "modern Easter islanders"! He's so smart, someone give this man a tenure!!!
"Of course, we don't know how they were erected for sure, because Europeans never saw it happen. But I guess we COULD ask the locals..." DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF?? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR CORNFED MIDWESTERN MIND??
— Feb 03, 2025 09:23PM
"Of course, we don't know how they were erected for sure, because Europeans never saw it happen. But I guess we COULD ask the locals..." DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF?? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR CORNFED MIDWESTERN MIND??
Mads ✨is balls deep in the Animorphs reread✨
is on page 37 of 87
Erich von Däniken mentions: 3
Shut up shut up shut uPPP Jared you are so UNSERIOUS
— Feb 03, 2025 09:13PM
Shut up shut up shut uPPP Jared you are so UNSERIOUS
Mads ✨is balls deep in the Animorphs reread✨
is on page 30 of 87
It is astonishing that we are 30 pages into this book without a single mention of the Rapa Nui. You know, the actual name of this island and its people? The people who still live there and who are very much alive? But instead we're going to cite the delusional theories of Erich von fucking Dänichen? Jared I can only salute you for out Diamonding yourself to a whole new level of anthropological racism
— Feb 02, 2025 02:33AM
Mads ✨is balls deep in the Animorphs reread✨
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"It is hardly an island one would have expected to be discovered and settled before the invention of European sailing ships" ?? Speak for yourself Jared? I think to the Polynesians it's been pretty fucking evident how they discovered and settled it this entire time?
— Feb 02, 2025 02:23AM

