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On the next day:
I would murder him. Slowly. And enjoy every second of it.
LOL!
— Jun 21, 2016 06:49AM
I would murder him. Slowly. And enjoy every second of it.
LOL!
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"Hugh isn't as clever as he thinks he is."
"That is a truth."
— Jun 21, 2016 03:41PM
"That is a truth."
Asya
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"I have to kill you," Curran said, his voice oddly calm. "That's the only reasonable solution."
— Jun 21, 2016 06:20AM
Asya
is on page 63 of 349
"What a lovely poodle."
We both growled a little bit, I because of the poodle comment and the dog out of a sence of duty.
:D
— Jun 20, 2016 06:00PM
We both growled a little bit, I because of the poodle comment and the dog out of a sence of duty.
:D
Asya
is on page 11 of 349
Curran... my own personal psycho...
Heh.
Buddy read, yay! I tried to resist, I really did :D
— Jun 20, 2016 03:18PM
Heh.
Buddy read, yay! I tried to resist, I really did :D
Asya
is 35% done
“If you’re going to cook it, I’ll barf next to the dog.”
“Why would I cook it?”
“Well, it’s lying like a turkey on a roaster and you have herbs under it.”
I marched into the kitchen, grabbed the head, and stuffed it back into the plastic bag. The bag went into the fridge, the rest went into the garbage. “Better?”
“Yes.”
It's in the fridge. Where the food is. How is this better?! :D
— Sep 22, 2014 05:41AM
“Why would I cook it?”
“Well, it’s lying like a turkey on a roaster and you have herbs under it.”
I marched into the kitchen, grabbed the head, and stuffed it back into the plastic bag. The bag went into the fridge, the rest went into the garbage. “Better?”
“Yes.”
It's in the fridge. Where the food is. How is this better?! :D
Asya
is 15% done
The vampire gagged. The muscles of its neck constricted, widened, constricted again, and it disgorged a six-inch-long metal cylinder onto my desk. ... “The throat makes for a very good storage cavity. People seem to prefer it to the anus.”
Sometimes I feel sorry for the vampires...
— Sep 20, 2014 11:45AM
Sometimes I feel sorry for the vampires...
Asya
is 11% done
We had a slight disagreement as to the living status of the dust bunny, until I suggested that he let it out of the cage to settle the issue. They were still trying to catch it when I left.
:D
— Sep 20, 2014 11:09AM
:D
