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“For fuck’s sake… Not only was I going to be murdered at twenty-seven in my own house, I was going to die with a goddamned fear-boner. Great. Why am I like this?”
“So he got fear boners and panic flu? Was that a real thing?”
— Feb 07, 2025 07:01AM
“For fuck’s sake… Not only was I going to be murdered at twenty-seven in my own house, I was going to die with a goddamned fear-boner. Great. Why am I like this?”
“So he got fear boners and panic flu? Was that a real thing?”
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