Breckel’s Reviews > Empire of the Vampire > Status Update

Okay, little Mulan moment 🐉

Also what is with the "fuck my face" line????

I DONT UNDERSTAND THAT???

Okay, Jay (that is the author), listen, I get that you basically hate me, but could you not???? I'll be sending you my therapy bill. Thanks for nothing. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Someone tell me WHAT MAN says "fuck my face" in the middle of battle??? JUST TO HIMSELF WHEN HE IS IRRITATED?!? 😮‍💨

Im exhausted..... 😩

IF THIS MAN SAYS "Patience" ONE MORE TIME AS AN ANSWER TO A QUESTION IM GONNA LOSE IT. 😤

Okay I get it everyone is a wanker and everybody whips each other 🙄😒

My face went from

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to

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