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"Twinkletoes" is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭

bro what

"We had been there only twenty minutes and already I felt like shooting myself." 😭😭😭

On the way to Francis's, a pregnant dog ran across the road in front of us.
'That,' said Henry, 'is a very bad omen.'

LMAOO

bunny gotta chill😭😭

going insane

"Francis talking, gesticulating wildly in his white robe and Henry with his hands clasped behind his back, Satan listening patiently to the rantings of some desert prophet." HELP

Bunny ate my lamb chop

out of all the possible characters i never expected the character named BUNNY to be homophobic😭😭😭

"and if love is a thing held in common, i suppose we had that in common, too"