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“Didn’t you have a holiday tree at Razorsedge?”
“Oh, yeah.”
“I’m sure it resembled every other normal, decorated tree found in living rooms up and down the country,” Victor said.
Zee screwed up his nose. “We decorated it with whatever we had laying around . . . condoms, cuffs. Butt plugs make great baubles, but baubles do not make great butt plugs—ask me how I know.”
— Feb 27, 2025 08:18AM
“Oh, yeah.”
“I’m sure it resembled every other normal, decorated tree found in living rooms up and down the country,” Victor said.
Zee screwed up his nose. “We decorated it with whatever we had laying around . . . condoms, cuffs. Butt plugs make great baubles, but baubles do not make great butt plugs—ask me how I know.”
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“Ugh,” Zee groaned. “You’ve got the face.”
“No, I don’t.” I frowned.
“There it is.” He circled a finger at my face. “The face.”
“I don’t have the face.” I looked at Victor, who winced. “Do I?”
“It’s your yeah-but face,” Zee explained. “Daddy Vampire knows the face.”
Victor didn't deny it. “You do have a telling frown that indicates you’re thinking something we’ll likely not enjoy.”
Oh. I had a face.
— Feb 27, 2025 11:42AM
“No, I don’t.” I frowned.
“There it is.” He circled a finger at my face. “The face.”
“I don’t have the face.” I looked at Victor, who winced. “Do I?”
“It’s your yeah-but face,” Zee explained. “Daddy Vampire knows the face.”
Victor didn't deny it. “You do have a telling frown that indicates you’re thinking something we’ll likely not enjoy.”
Oh. I had a face.
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Zee flopped his head back. “Ugh. And now this jolly beardo is on a killing spree the same night we go shopping, because why the fuck not?! Fuck my life. If you put this in a book, nobody would believe it.” Now there was an idea I’d revisit later . . . A series of books based around our insane lives at the hotel. Zee was right though; nobody would believe it.
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— Feb 27, 2025 08:51AM
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