Hadron Haizlip Beers’s Reviews > The Earth Under the Martians > Status Update

HELL YEAH PROKARYOTES

Bro if I have to hear that cry one more time

Why was I wondering alone in the city of the dead?

If this doesn’t end in hot and sweaty gay sex, this will be for NOTHING

The way this was written does make it much harder to understand, so I am very happy there was an audiobook

I kinda fuck with eating several humans via gen bio lab methods

The Kinderlümpers always gonna get ya

Ok, well. Good feeling gone. Please stop saying “ejaculation”

Bro, absolute BANGER of an introduction