charlie’s Reviews > Gideon the Ninth > Status Update

“NOTE: In the original, Ianthe and Corona were “Cainabeth and Abella,” a feat of naming so unsubtle that I might as well have just gone with “Goodtwin” and “Badtwin.” And it’s not even accurate! It should be Badtwin, and Lessbadtwin.”

The Emperor said, “I saved the world once—but not for me.”

you fucking liar you fucking idiot you fucking piece of shit 😩😩😩😩 YOU [redacted] THE WHOLE UNIVERSE YOU DIDNT SAVE SHIT ❗️❗️❗️

when Cytherea says “I am the vengeance of the ten billion.” talk yo shit old hag !!!!!!!!

if someone saw me reading this they would probably think I’m reading a cheesy romance novel with the way I smile like a goofy at my copy. but no i just really love gideon and harrowhark SO MUCH that i had to do a reread as soon as possible

oh my goddddddd can this bitch just DIE already

“He raised his voice:
“Gideon!” he called out. “Tell Camilla—”
He stopped.
“Oh, never mind. She knows what to do.”

GODDDDDDD IM SIIIIICKKKKK 😭😭😭😭😭

“—you refuse to die, and you pity me! Strike me down. You’ve won. I’ve lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows I deserve to die at your hand. You are my only friend. I am undone without you.”

“The time has come—”
She took a deep breath; and then she undid the catches to her robes, and they fell away from her thin shoulders to puddle around her ankles on the floor.
“—to tell you everything,” she said.
“Oh, thank God for that,” said Gideon hysterically, profoundly embarrassed at how her heart rate had spiked.”

LMAOO NOT THEM HAVING A KUZCO AND IZMA FROM EMPERORS NEW GROOVE MOMENT

“Colum said: “I respected the child. At times I can’t stand the man, Si.”

he ate and now will be killed for it 😔

“Gideon decided, then and there, her betrayal.”

i'm SCARED