Danielle’s Reviews > Twisted Love > Status Update

Maybe he is able to shrink his hand so it can fit into the hole his pee comes out of and that’s how he can fist a cock.

If a man ever made me eat my own underwear, I’d cut off his dick. Also, “slippery folds”…how does she write this with a straight face?

I would just like to state for the record. Alex volkov is not for the gays

If someone called me a good little whore, they’d lose their dick just saying

“Thick rod.” I am still laughing

The most masculine part of him. No way. No fucking way.