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Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 25 of 105

I'm fairly confident that this was free because it's not very good..... At all.

Note to authors: never refer to a guy's genitals as his "ding-a-long" in ANYTHING you want me to not cringe at.

— Jul 15, 2016 10:15PM

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Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 80 of 105

Oh goodie..... Hubby dearest is pissed that his virginal new bride has a vibrator... *head fucking desk*

(And stupid story is stupid because she only has it because it was a joke gift.)

Vibrators are the deeeeeevil *waterboy's mom's voice*

— Jul 16, 2016 12:31PM

Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* is on page 32 of 105

I have a blinding hatred for this book already...... Instalove, virginal to a point of sainthood AND it's horribly written..... Thank gods it was free.

— Jul 15, 2016 10:34PM

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