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Arthur Graham
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How do you define success as an author?
1) When I'm sitting there, dead sober and all alone, and I write something that makes me cackle like a madman.
2) When I receive fair to favorable reviews from people I am neither friends nor family with.
3) When children approach me on the street to say, "my mommy said I'm not supposed to talk to you."
— Jul 22, 2016 09:37AM
1) When I'm sitting there, dead sober and all alone, and I write something that makes me cackle like a madman.
2) When I receive fair to favorable reviews from people I am neither friends nor family with.
3) When children approach me on the street to say, "my mommy said I'm not supposed to talk to you."
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Some nights when I'm lying in bed, I think about what an awful person I am and how anyone could ever love me :-(
Some mornings when I'm in the shower, I find your hairs in my crack and wound round my sack :-)
— Jul 22, 2016 03:07PM
Some mornings when I'm in the shower, I find your hairs in my crack and wound round my sack :-)
Arthur Graham
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If there's one thing you do NOT want to do to a shitting sasquatch, that's startle it.
— Jul 22, 2016 03:05PM
Arthur Graham
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I have posted and blogged extensively about my independence, I have extolled the virtues of the lone wolf, and I have welcomed the scorn of my pariah-hood. I have borne the banner of the rebel and I have taken up the cloak of the iconoclast, and all I've asked for in return is that you understand and accept how little it matters to me that I am understood and accepted by you.
— Jul 22, 2016 09:39AM
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"What do you think, Moe?"
Moe was looking at us with an expression of extreme disapproval upon his little rat face. We'd managed to fuck up his apartment pretty good, I'd say.
"Well," he began, pausing to clear his throat before continuing. "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."
— Jul 22, 2016 09:34AM
Moe was looking at us with an expression of extreme disapproval upon his little rat face. We'd managed to fuck up his apartment pretty good, I'd say.
"Well," he began, pausing to clear his throat before continuing. "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage."
