lans’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets > Status Update

tan loser es que se inventó su propio nickname en el colegio.... 💀

wdym que el basilisco nace de un huevo de gallina empollado por un sapo..... 💀

uncle sev crumbs i cheered

ya llegó este man a joder

i am deeply concerned for dobby rn (WDYM YOU GET THREATS AT LEAST FIVE TIMES A DAY LUCIUS MALFOY TF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!)

okay but like why was percy's character taken out of the movies i swear he's so present here (and annoying too ngl) and he's just like in 1 movie 💀

..... lucius come and get your kid before i punch him in the face

get yourself a person who loves you the way oliver wood loves quidditch