Cata Larra’s Reviews > Ella Minnow Pea: A Novel in Letters > Status Update

Less text makes it work, apparently
They're starting to talk strange

[A***E*GHI**LMNOP*RSTU*WXY*]

I'm sorry, you're telling me TRHEE LETTERS went missing in A ROW??? Nollop is turning that island in hell

[Remaining letters: A###E#GHI##LMNOP#RSTU#WXY#]

No F means I definitely won't write "£uc#" in here anymore... Damn (?). I mean I can't write a 4 letter curse word when it's 50% banned.
Also our poor lover-boy-reporter was deported and honestly I'm not surprised.

The remaining alphabet up to this point: ABC*E*GHI**LMNOP*RSTUVWXY*
(Once a vowel drops they're screwed)
(Btw writing in here is turning into a challenge, no wonder the Nollopians are leaving the island)

No F means I won't write "*uck" in here anymore... Damn (?)
Also our poor lover-boy-reporter was deported and honestly I'm not surprised.

The remaining alphabet up to this point: ABC*E*GHI**LMNOP*RSTUVWXY*

(Once a vowel drops they're screwed)

I forgor to update this

Well, I'm retaking this book after a year. I could be interesting if my uptades are considering the letters that are being progressively banned.
Which ones are the ones at this point by the way? *Checks chapter*... D, J, K, Q, Z
... I'll try to accomplish that.

Oh no, K has fallen!... Anyways–

I didn't comment it earlier but "Tijuana Taxi" is actually a banger.