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Ropey strands of salvia could bring Fairy Land’s women to a generalized magical destination, but it could not indicate why that destination was magical or what they should do when they got there.
Given that this chapter occurs at this book’s rough three-fifths mark, it’s pretty obvious that Fern isn’t in the Fontenoy....
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— Mar 23, 2025 10:37AM
Given that this chapter occurs at this book’s rough three-fifths mark, it’s pretty obvious that Fern isn’t in the Fontenoy....
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One of the folk singers sang a song by the Carter Family. It was called “Can’t Feel at Home.” Part of it went like this:
— Mar 29, 2025 02:23PM
Over in glory land there is no dying there
The saints are shouting victory, there’s singing everywhere
I hear the voice of them that I have heard before
And I can’t feel at home in this world anymore
W.D. Clarke
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When he had established his fortune, he decided to do what all people do when they want to legitimate their place in the hierarchy of global evil.
He wrote a book.
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He wrote a book.
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For the length of time that it takes you to read this book, everything will be fine.
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If one cannot trust the LAPD, then one can trust nothing.
— Jul 14, 2019 04:15PM
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"One does not expect much," said Celia. "But one maintains hope. The mortals I have known in my life have been pleasant enough. How can they have created such a nightmare?"
"The human condition, my dears," said Francis Fuller...
— Jul 10, 2019 03:51PM
"The human condition, my dears," said Francis Fuller...
W.D. Clarke
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"One does not expect much," said Celia. "But one maintains hope. The mortals I have known in my life have been pleasant enough. How can they have created such a nightmare?"
"The human condition, my dears," said Francis Fuller...
— Jul 10, 2019 03:51PM
"The human condition, my dears," said Francis Fuller...
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Pretty hilarious so far. Funny though, I was just thinking this was like a 21C amalgam of Kurt Vonnegut and Jeanette Winterson or something when the author berates me for being on GR and for thinking he's a "rip-off " of Kurt Vonnegut! Nay, he say, both KV and I are rip-offs of Celine...
— Jul 10, 2019 03:59AM



Which is shameful ignorance and demonstrates the limits of their preternatural powers.
If the women of Fairy Land are really supranatural beings, unbound by the laws of nature and capable of casting spells that alleviate issues of plotting and characterization, you’d think that they’d have the resources to check the page number.