K.T. Katzmann’s Reviews > Sioux Wildfire > Status Update

Most awkward vagina metaphors ever.

At the point in which our heroine encounters a penis whose "length reached nearly two handspans of a big man" with a base so wide she can't close her fingers around it, I'm pretty sure it's the audience being fucked with.

You know how Executioner novels over-describe modern guns? After reading a White Squaw novel, you will know exactly what "grain" which bullets are.

I can't tell if these are supposed to be Native Americans or Klingons.

The experience of reading this is basically wondering whether any give chapter is a rape chapter, a killing chapter, or a rape/killing chapter.

Well, that's high up in the "Top Ten Least Pleasant Passages I've Ever Read." You know, book, once you give us six pages of hinting about horrible things a psycho likes to do to people, you don't have to actually show it.

It is never a good sign when a book describes a young woman's breasts as "developing."

This book wants you to understand that this bandit is a pedophile so really, Really, REALLY bad. It's more obvious than a billboard with his picture that says "I PUT MY PENIS IN UNDERAGED GIRLS."

Imagine someone writing a half Native American character with all the racial sensitivity of a 13 year-old D & D player's half-orc.

Are we really referring to our heroine as "the half-breed?"