Status Update

Gregg Jenczyk is 35% done

The name’s Morgan. Richard K Morgan. Don’t believe what you’ve heard about me. People will tell you I’m a captain in the turbovirgin corps, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth. Want some proof? How about I tell you about all the times ladies with real boobs made blood go to my penis. It happens a lot. They love it and they orgasm 1,000,000 times in a second from it. I think katanas are cool.

— Mar 25, 2025 04:27PM