Brett Flaskamp’s Reviews > A Court of Mist and Fury > Status Update

I cannot overstate l how glad I am I didn’t have a near death experience while I listened to Feyre and Rhys fucking in full detail, also unless you’re painting with oils paint dries faster than they took to fuck. I’m too damn stubborn to die and be pulled out by EMS while Feyre talks about she fits him over and over again.

Fuck Spotify taking this away from me for seven days, and I lost my sassy bitch Lucien 😭😭😭 oh well there’s always Cassian (that voice actor makes me melt)(if it’s not clear I’m listening to the dramatized versions of these books)

I 🩷 listening to the book during Rhys and Feyre do their little secret note bs while I nearly die in a storm while driving. 15/10 would recommend listening to the two write about licking while nearly dying and having tremors so badly from my near death experience that you think I was sending those letters back n forth instead of almost driving into a ditch bc of 80+ mph winds and whiteout rain.