Freddie the Know-it-all’s Reviews > You Live Once > Status Update

Ahhh, shit. Another one of these love-on-the-titanic things. I was hoping to get a lot of fun out of JDM, but I can't take this kind of horseshit. Now I'm afraid some ballet dancers, candle-makers, or parfumiers will show up. Geez. Can't these pusshounds just tell a story?

It's very gratifying to hear that fictional people get themselves into more hot water than I ever did.