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Gladstone still a boss ass bitch. Leader of men.
Brawne got jabbed by the shrike and is now hooked up to a metallic tentacle. Scans show no brain activity but she is alive.
Consul gonna take that magic carpet for a spin. Gonna peace out and try to get his ship.
Rachael’s time is running out… 2 days left?
Het met the shrike. Unsure what’s going on there..
Kassad in the future and challenged the shrike
— Mar 27, 2025 10:52PM
Brawne got jabbed by the shrike and is now hooked up to a metallic tentacle. Scans show no brain activity but she is alive.
Consul gonna take that magic carpet for a spin. Gonna peace out and try to get his ship.
Rachael’s time is running out… 2 days left?
Het met the shrike. Unsure what’s going on there..
Kassad in the future and challenged the shrike
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Shout out to Kassad for banging Sol’s daughter.. jk. But didn’t know she was that much of a bad ass. Still confused about the scene from book 1 where she turns into the shrike but whatevs.
This story rocks. Definitely ended on a solid note. Satisfied. Potentially may read #3 but I like where this ended.
— Apr 10, 2025 10:53PM
Shout out to Kassad for banging Sol’s daughter.. jk. But didn’t know she was that much of a bad ass. Still confused about the scene from book 1 where she turns into the shrike but whatevs.
This story rocks. Definitely ended on a solid note. Satisfied. Potentially may read #3 but I like where this ended.
Tim
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They pulled a matrix. Farming humans for energy. Interesting reveal of the tree of pain. Makes sense they aren’t actually skewered on a big metal tree. But damn what a shitty simulation to be stuck in.
As always Gladstone is a Big balla shot calla. Great leaders make the hard decisions. Morpungo redeemed himself. Pacific Rim’d that bitch.
#wheresrachael
All in all I’m hooked. Can’t wait to finish.
— Apr 10, 2025 09:44AM
As always Gladstone is a Big balla shot calla. Great leaders make the hard decisions. Morpungo redeemed himself. Pacific Rim’d that bitch.
#wheresrachael
All in all I’m hooked. Can’t wait to finish.
Tim
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AI faked the ouster attack and are pushing to use the death nuke.
Kassad is toast but took down the shrike?! Still confused about the moneta scenes. I have more questions than answers.
Will the consul survive the trial? Let’s find out next time on the fall of Hyperion
— Apr 08, 2025 11:36PM
Kassad is toast but took down the shrike?! Still confused about the moneta scenes. I have more questions than answers.
Will the consul survive the trial? Let’s find out next time on the fall of Hyperion
Tim
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Welcome to the swarm of outcast humans. I’m in on the ousters. I can’t not picture the lion guy from Rudolph…
So have we confirmed the shrike as the AI’s UI? Is Brawne’s baby the future baby Jesus aka the empathy part of the human UI?
Things are way more wild than I imagined
— Apr 08, 2025 12:41PM
So have we confirmed the shrike as the AI’s UI? Is Brawne’s baby the future baby Jesus aka the empathy part of the human UI?
Things are way more wild than I imagined
Tim
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The templars are fools for believing the ousters!
Did not think Duré would escape Gods Grove.
Severn aka Keats back on “Earth” with Gladstone’s #1. He got the TB; heading home to die.
Rachel’s boy is a bad ass. Start calling him daddy driver. He’s in the shit now with the consul. Consul on his way to negotiate with the ousters.
AI are assholes. Everyone tryna get everyone.
Kassad vs the shrike!
— Apr 07, 2025 11:01AM
Did not think Duré would escape Gods Grove.
Severn aka Keats back on “Earth” with Gladstone’s #1. He got the TB; heading home to die.
Rachel’s boy is a bad ass. Start calling him daddy driver. He’s in the shit now with the consul. Consul on his way to negotiate with the ousters.
AI are assholes. Everyone tryna get everyone.
Kassad vs the shrike!
Tim
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RIP Johnny. 🫡
Battle between GODs!! Fuggin bad ass. The AI god vs the “human” god. I’m excited to see how it all plays out. Who is the who?? What team is the Shrike on??? I GOTS TO KNOWWWW
— Apr 01, 2025 10:24PM
Battle between GODs!! Fuggin bad ass. The AI god vs the “human” god. I’m excited to see how it all plays out. Who is the who?? What team is the Shrike on??? I GOTS TO KNOWWWW
Tim
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Brawne is off in the cyberverse with Johnny. No idea where her body is.
Martin sill kabab’d but at least he’s with his sad king and his pain is poetry..
Left Kassad as he was charging the shrike. Or rather shrikes.
RIP again to Het. Bit of a letdown.
Sol gave Rachel to the shrike!
Severn aka Keats akaka No Man can now dream without sleep.
Gladstone a boss
Chaos everywhere!!
— Apr 01, 2025 11:53AM
Martin sill kabab’d but at least he’s with his sad king and his pain is poetry..
Left Kassad as he was charging the shrike. Or rather shrikes.
RIP again to Het. Bit of a letdown.
Sol gave Rachel to the shrike!
Severn aka Keats akaka No Man can now dream without sleep.
Gladstone a boss
Chaos everywhere!!
Tim
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Martin sillygoose got mo fuggin wrecked. The ultimate blue balls. Bouta finish his cantos then wham bam kabab’d for eternity.
Het masteen is back and Asian?
Gladstone is still a boss ass bitch. Traversing the home worlds. Shes got a master plan of betrayal that is supposed to save the human race somehow. Consider me intrigued.
Ousters hit em with a fat counter attack. Not just Hyperion but web wide.
— Mar 27, 2025 08:20PM
Het masteen is back and Asian?
Gladstone is still a boss ass bitch. Traversing the home worlds. Shes got a master plan of betrayal that is supposed to save the human race somehow. Consider me intrigued.
Ousters hit em with a fat counter attack. Not just Hyperion but web wide.
Tim
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Kassad got raped?! Wtf.. and is now hanging with the shrike. “Get in bitch we farcasting”
Gladstone is a boss bitch. But what else is new.
War around Hyperion bouts to be POPPIN. They agreed to send 200 ships. Puttin all those eggs in 1 basket..
— Mar 26, 2025 11:40AM
Gladstone is a boss bitch. But what else is new.
War around Hyperion bouts to be POPPIN. They agreed to send 200 ships. Puttin all those eggs in 1 basket..
Tim
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I like the reintroduction of side characters. The dinner in the tree was an interesting scene that incorporated the majority of side character heavy hitters from the pilgrims individual stories. I hope father whatshisface went to the nude pool party
Kassad’s battle was intense. Can’t wait to see how that interaction goes
Rachel’s lost love is back and old which tracks. Eager to get back to the tombs
— Mar 25, 2025 02:05PM
Kassad’s battle was intense. Can’t wait to see how that interaction goes
Rachel’s lost love is back and old which tracks. Eager to get back to the tombs