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Not to pit two bad bitches against each other but the Hazel, Frank, Percy trio >>>> the Jason, Piper, Leo trio

Octavian stammered, “I wasn’t-“

“-part of the quest,” Percy said. “Yes, I know. And you’re wise to let me explain, since I was.”

get her jade!

“First rule: Males don’t speak without permission.”

if only ❤️

“After struggling with sea monsters and running over gorgons in a police car, Percy wasn’t scared of gangs.”

Alright.

“They got off in Oakland. They had to walk through some rough neighborhoods, but nobody bothered them. Whenever the local gang members came close enough to look in Percy’s eyes, they quickly veered away.”

Not the “local gang members”…🫥

“You guys don’t have a magical BART train or something,” Percy asked.

all BART trains are magical BART trains 🚊🫡

“Just down to the BART station,” Terminus said anyway. “Change trains at Twelfth Street in Oakland. You want Fruitvale Station. From there, you can walk or take the bus to Alameda.”

Bay Area Rapid Transit you will ALWAYS be famous!!!!

“So we can catch them and deport them,” Percy summed up, “but they’ll just keep coming back across.”

this fox news ass quote

“This man looked like that awful Adolf Hitler. He had no mustache, but otherwise he could’ve been Hitler’s twin - or his father.”

Now why would you say that.