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“What the fuck is Dunkirk? Who knows? We went to see Tom Hardy.”
“And Harry Styles,” says Harvey.
“Right! Exactly. What we’re saying is, your film needs a Harry Styles.”

this narrator is absolutely insufferable. i know that’s the point but christ alive

“We both profess that the latest twink with puppy-dog eyes in fact does nothing for us, but that Cate Blanchett can step on us, always.”

fucking crazy sentence