Matilda’s Reviews > God of War > Status Update

”im coming to a frightening realization about our girls.”
”like?”
”like i have to let them go.”
”aww bless you. im surprised you only just figured this out now.”
”this isnt funny. i think im having a midlife crisis butterfly.”

the dads do always kill me

one thing that i do dislike is when the fmc has to chase the mmc in a book 🤚🏼 girl do not chase any man get up please

”my wife is many infuriating things, but she’s undeniably beautiful.”

stop eli my heart cant take it

”also- money isn’t what’s sitting on my lap.”
🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ RUNNING LAPS RN

”let’s get this over with.”
“what? can’t wait to get home to mum?”
“some of us actually miss our wives.”

aiden the man that you are 🧎🏼‍♀️