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“This kind of socialisation is Issac’s idea of hell”

me too bro

“I don’t know how I managed to make this sweet, pure human fall for me, but my god, I feel lucky. There’s not a chance in hell I’m letting him go. Even if it means I have to burn down whole towns and bury a few dead bodies–Kit will always be mine.”

“What I want to do is ravish him, but this soft shit is kind of nice, too.”

The knife slips, clattering to the floor and echoing through the heavy silence.

Kit hesitantly steps in, eyes darting around in horror. Ok, perhaps my current setup is a little unsettling. Scattered across the table are photos of Kit and me through different stages of our lives as well as his name carved over fifty times into my table.

“Well, at least I don’t have to feel guilty anymore if it was voluntary drowning.”

lmao

“I release my hold on Emmet, shoving him away. He collapses to the floor, gasping and spluttering. Snot and tears stream down his face as he tries to recover from the attempt on his life. Such a crybaby.”

“Usually my world is clouded by darkness and unhinged thoughts, but today I’m skipping along like I have a rainbow shoved up my arse”

LMFAO

COWORKERS LOOK AWAY

Growing a pair of balls, I yank the towel down, and he doesn’t even flinch, playing it cool.
“What are you doing, Kitty?”
“My mouth feels empty,” I murmur, looking up at him innocently.
Issac continues pampering my face, feigning indifference. “Oh no, we can’t have that. Well, since you stole my towel, my cock is extremely cold. So, you’re going to have to keep it warm for me.”

“Oh, Jesus Christ, why didn’t you tell me I have panda eyes?” I ask, cringing at my appearance in the partially fogged mirror.

Issac shrugs. “Pandas are cute.”

“A weird fluttery feeling tickles my stomach. I’m not saying it’s butterflies because that’s pathetic, but it’s something.”

Me when I catch feelings