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STOP! Had to go out and try to find an Abba Zabba bar since I had never heard of it? I needed to know if it was indeed as good as Peenie makes it out to be. It was tasty, however, hand fed by that blue haired hunk of hotness Keane would have made it so much better. Now back to the book.

"That's Keane Morgan in a nutshell. He's the sweetest asshole-pig-narcissist I've ever met. Adorable. Gentle. Silly. Easy to talk to. .... to think I didn't even know him twenty-four hours ago boggles my mind. I feel like I've known Keane my whole life."