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average human is 11% done

Yah I like the use of “cheapen” to cheapen the relationship.

— Apr 18, 2025 10:18PM

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average human is 99% done

4 stars because it was good and the emotions were there but Pierce should’ve groveled a hell of a lot more. And I’m slightly vindictive.

— Apr 19, 2025 03:58PM

average human is 99% done

Where’s the animal children for the wedding???

— Apr 19, 2025 03:57PM

average human is 95% done

I was spot on with that 8% summary prophecy

— Apr 19, 2025 03:35PM

average human is 79% done

Ha he’s undoing he vasectomy.

— Apr 19, 2025 02:06PM

average human is 71% done

AHAHHA Beacon named his band after Grace. “To far from Grace” he was being legit

— Apr 19, 2025 01:23PM

average human is 50% done

THATS A LOW FUCKING BLOW PIERCE 🖕🖕🖕

— Apr 19, 2025 01:40AM

average human is 43% done

Ha he’s having an emotional affair

— Apr 19, 2025 01:05AM

average human is 33% done

Yah Ngl the previous therapist was lowkey problematic like she was condoning Pierce.

— Apr 19, 2025 12:16AM

average human is 32% done

Ha Leyla stayed to be vindictive HELL YAH YOU GO GIRL

— Apr 19, 2025 12:10AM

average human is 29% done

They’re relationship burned to brightly, to quickly, and it went out just so.

— Apr 18, 2025 11:56PM

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