Ryan Patterson’s Reviews > Kingdom of Ash > Status Update

ok what dew i dew now? i’m empty inside

GAVRIELLLLLLLL NO. omg dorian and manon reunion coming up maybe?? AELIN BABY STOP TRYING TI SACRIFICE URSELF

i’m levitating. thirteen is gone and i’m WRECKED. aelin and dorian forging the lock im WRECKED. aelin (of course) trying to sacrifice herself im WRECKED. FEYRE AND RHYSAND IM WRECKED. AELIN IS FULLY FAE IM FUCKING WRECKED.

WHAT DID LORCAN DO. ELABORATE. NEOW.

DORIAN IS SO GOOD NO WAY HE CAUGHT MAEVE IN HER OWN TRAP. also why can’t all men be like rowan.

ELDIE AND LORCAN LOVE EACH OTHER. MANON OFFERED TO MARRY DORIAN. AEDION AND LYSANDRA HAVE (temporarily) BEEN SAVED AND HELP IS ON THE WAY! are things looking up?

that battle was sick! aelin was sick! eldie going to save lorcan was sick! them declaring their love for eachother and preparing to die together was sick! the fact that no one realized lorcan was missing was CRAY. but the star of the show was miss FIRE-BRINGER herself AND HER FUCKING DEATHBLOW HELLO?!!!

QUEEN OF WITCHES!! FAMILY REUNION!! and lysandra and aedion are here too…

okay let’s recap: rowan and aelin are so back but are also in danger? that was left hanging. yrene is preggo and chaol knows it because they’re both busy with war. manon is about to rally some more witches while her and dorian play a game of “who pretends to care the least”. and last, and most certainly worst, aedions army is gone thanks to the witch tower, and lysandra was just torn to shreds! i’m fine!

i actually love rowan so much you don’t understand. he’s so patient with aelin