Jasper ~ What a merry way to rot > Status Update

For context, I’m allergic to grass and occasionally break out in hives-

During health class, we went outside to finish the assignment (it’s 80 degrees) and so most of us were in the grass
Now, I wanted to sit with my friends, so I was just like ‘eh, I can deal with being itchy’ and plopped down
I am, in fact, very itchy, but I have exactly two hives…
They look like vampire bites