haz’s Reviews > The House Next Door > Status Update

have been plodding through this book for a month now (all part of the worst reading year of all time) and honestly, i was holding out for when the evil haunted house entity is like "hmm... y'know what would ruin this party? if the sight of her husband getting naked with their male friend in the downstairs bedroom made her dad go into cardiac arrest." i'm ecstatic to say it's as comically absurd as it sounds