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"Interesting how much effort you put into making sure you looked like you made zero effort."🤩

"You look like a flying squirrel,"🤪 I guess not so sexy 😉

Just because Duke has approved my dalliance, doesn't mean I'm going to rush out and have one.🙄🤔 Duke, her fiancé, is a good guy???? He let's her sleep around....open marriage???

In a low murmur that falls over me, he says, "I do not hate love, Sunshine. But I do hate the man you're marrying."😋

Jealousy.

What a dope.

I'm jealous of my alternate identity.

It's my name I want on her lips....🤭

I will not obsess.

I will not obsess.

I will not obsess.

Can a person obsess about not obsessing?😝🤪😜

It's just...her. She has never stopped being the most beautiful sight I've ever had the privilege of placing my eyes upon...🥰

I'm protecting Daisy from learning the truth about why I left🤔🫣

. "She's marrying him, Slim Jim. My Daisy is marrying one of the worst people I've ever met."🙁

How I wound up with an emotionally sensitive dog, I'll never know.🤭🐶