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gretchen just fuck off

girly… if you cannot describe it without it sounding like a crush… maybe it is?!

“Page one,” Tessa says “‘I know this may sound astound, but I’m kind of tightly wound, and thus I don’t fuck around in the depths of underground,’ said the hound”
“‘Because fucking around underground,’ the hound expounded ‘is bound to make a sound,’” I say, without hesitation.
“So… whenever y’all are done with whatever the fuck that was,” Kayla says.

Which is great, because I don’t fuck around underground.”
“That’s actually my favourite Dr.Seuss book,” says Tessa “I don’t fuck around underground”
“I don’t fuck around underground, said the hound” I add.
Lili looks up from her phone and blinks, shaking her head.