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The whole fucking point was for them to get closer on this trip and also for her to be his plus one so he wouldn’t be alone and what does she do?!!! She ends up leaving, WHAT A BITCH!!

Bitch watch your mouth.

Since I started reading a few years ago I have NEVER read this many adjectives when describing something in a book. I don’t know what the author wanted to achieve with this but it gets on my fucking nerves and it doesn’t sound neither interesting nor smart, why the need to describe everything so so so detailed?!!! Bunch of long ass unnecessary words.

“Yeah, they’re not too dark. They’re the perfect shade of brown, you know? Some people’s eyes are the color of chocolate. Some people’s eyes are almost black. Some people’s eyes are poop brown, and that’s…uh…unfortunate. For them. But you don’t have poop eyes! You have pretty brown eyes that are way too light to be poop colored.”

Poop brown?!!!! What the fuck am I reading??!!!!

“she told me that my inexperience and my awkwardness was too embarrassing. She told me she could never be with someone who constantly overthinks the smallest things, who struggles to order food at restaurants, who has no sexual experience, and who’s practically the laughingstock of his entire team”

BITCH may your hair fall off and be bald for the rest of your miserable life.

“but the reminder that my dong hasn’t been dinged” - OH I KNOW THAT IM GOING TO HATE HER WAY OF WRITING - if u were wondering he was talking about his dick 🙂