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Um hello guys where is everybody!?! Francis’ disguised voice on the phone is amusing. Buenos Aires? Four tickets? One way? Tomorrow? Frozen cheesecake, “Please do not steal this. I am on financial aid.” That really is hilarious. They need to flee the country. He killed someone 😱. Ok what is going on they were doing bizarre things, ascended or other and saw Dionysus this is cray-cray!!!!!
— May 01, 2025 09:39AM
Um hello guys where is everybody!?! Francis’ disguised voice on the phone is amusing. Buenos Aires? Four tickets? One way? Tomorrow? Frozen cheesecake, “Please do not steal this. I am on financial aid.” That really is hilarious. They need to flee the country. He killed someone 😱. Ok what is going on they were doing bizarre things, ascended or other and saw Dionysus this is cray-cray!!!!!
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Epilogue complete
We graduated Eng Lit! Mais, vrai, j’ai trop pleuré! Les aubes sont navrantes. Francis getting married!? Black Hole convo dies when she walks in 💀🥀 she just like me fr. Twins don’t talk anymore 💔. Dead appear to us in dreams because that’s the only way they can make us see them; what we see is a projection, beamed from a great distance, light shining at us from a dead star.
— Aug 01, 2025 01:31PM
We graduated Eng Lit! Mais, vrai, j’ai trop pleuré! Les aubes sont navrantes. Francis getting married!? Black Hole convo dies when she walks in 💀🥀 she just like me fr. Twins don’t talk anymore 💔. Dead appear to us in dreams because that’s the only way they can make us see them; what we see is a projection, beamed from a great distance, light shining at us from a dead star.
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Chapter 8 complete
Twins fighting. Francis you joker, heart attack but no testing. Charles drunk driving. Um… Camilla is hiding. To live without thinking. Julian got a letter from Bunny!!! 🫗🫖 This is so intense! Well, well, well. Julian isn’t one of them?! Julian left, career at Hampden down the drain. Charles AWOL. Two flat cracks. Kick of the gun triggered 2nd shot. Guys?! What just happened?!?!
— Jul 29, 2025 02:37PM
Twins fighting. Francis you joker, heart attack but no testing. Charles drunk driving. Um… Camilla is hiding. To live without thinking. Julian got a letter from Bunny!!! 🫗🫖 This is so intense! Well, well, well. Julian isn’t one of them?! Julian left, career at Hampden down the drain. Charles AWOL. Two flat cracks. Kick of the gun triggered 2nd shot. Guys?! What just happened?!?!
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is on page 475 of 629
Chapter 7 complete
Wow everybody loved bunny they are really grieving hard also doing it for the love of the game. “Be strong, saith my heart.” Spoiling The Iliad. We have to stay at the Corcorans’ with all these randos how boring. Henry get your goshdarn headaches checked out that is not normal sir. Charles has lost his mind stealing a car and driving it hoodless in this rain! With rue my heart is laden 😔.
— Jul 24, 2025 08:12AM
Wow everybody loved bunny they are really grieving hard also doing it for the love of the game. “Be strong, saith my heart.” Spoiling The Iliad. We have to stay at the Corcorans’ with all these randos how boring. Henry get your goshdarn headaches checked out that is not normal sir. Charles has lost his mind stealing a car and driving it hoodless in this rain! With rue my heart is laden 😔.
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Chapter 6 complete
They actually did it. Redistribution of matter. Bunny appears to be missing guys what’s going on how could this possibly have happened I am so confused I hope he’s ok. Snow ❄️. Cloke what a fitting name. There’s a divinity in our midst??? R u being fr Henry. Could Julian be a Dionysus but no way he’s just a teacher right?!? The FBI is scary. Sand WHAT now!?!?? He has been found 😢.
— Jul 22, 2025 02:07PM
They actually did it. Redistribution of matter. Bunny appears to be missing guys what’s going on how could this possibly have happened I am so confused I hope he’s ok. Snow ❄️. Cloke what a fitting name. There’s a divinity in our midst??? R u being fr Henry. Could Julian be a Dionysus but no way he’s just a teacher right?!? The FBI is scary. Sand WHAT now!?!?? He has been found 😢.
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Cuniculus molestus. Bunny really is being such a nuisance isn’t he… he is being so very rude right now. Some people just talk too much eh. Mushrooms. Why does it feel like Julian is part of these shenanigans. Fact stranger than fiction. It’s happening oh no. Henry is kinda very scary. Bro took a tape measure to measure the falling distance💀. Looking for ferns. Bunnyyy 💔🐇
— May 04, 2025 03:44PM
Cuniculus molestus. Bunny really is being such a nuisance isn’t he… he is being so very rude right now. Some people just talk too much eh. Mushrooms. Why does it feel like Julian is part of these shenanigans. Fact stranger than fiction. It’s happening oh no. Henry is kinda very scary. Bro took a tape measure to measure the falling distance💀. Looking for ferns. Bunnyyy 💔🐇
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Metahemeralism. Bunny you silly goose. The twins’ parents died in a car accident 😢. Bro ain’t never seen a heater before 🥶. Omg Richard almost died. Isn’t Henry just such a great guy saving everyone’s life. Bunny has no money so crazy. What happened on this trip to Italy must be very important right. Why does it sound like Richard’s sending Bunny to be executed by Henry? 🫣
— Apr 26, 2025 05:59PM
Metahemeralism. Bunny you silly goose. The twins’ parents died in a car accident 😢. Bro ain’t never seen a heater before 🥶. Omg Richard almost died. Isn’t Henry just such a great guy saving everyone’s life. Bunny has no money so crazy. What happened on this trip to Italy must be very important right. Why does it sound like Richard’s sending Bunny to be executed by Henry? 🫣
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Chapter 2 complete
Sweet yard! These guys are all alcoholics fr. Henry is also an insomniac. I like Camilla and Henry. Bunny is a whimsical fellow. Richard really loved his time at Francis’ house. Croquet huh… Live forever!? 🧐 What are these people hiding? Where are they going? Why are they injured? Something smells fishy! Don’t you dare kill Camilla. “That laughter haunts me still.” 😰 I’m scared.
— Apr 20, 2025 04:58PM
Sweet yard! These guys are all alcoholics fr. Henry is also an insomniac. I like Camilla and Henry. Bunny is a whimsical fellow. Richard really loved his time at Francis’ house. Croquet huh… Live forever!? 🧐 What are these people hiding? Where are they going? Why are they injured? Something smells fishy! Don’t you dare kill Camilla. “That laughter haunts me still.” 😰 I’m scared.
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Chapter 2 50%
Judy Poovey (what a name) seems like a normal gal. Henry is an alpha wolf, surprise; he broke the guy’s collarbone and ribs. I predicted forgot wallet situation. Not sure what’s going on I’ll be honest guys what with the awkwardness, dinner and coldness. I’m sure they’ll explain
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Secret convo: “do what is necessary”. Goosebumps. Henry kissed Julian on cheek, what a treat?!?! 🤨
— Apr 18, 2025 04:49PM
Judy Poovey (what a name) seems like a normal gal. Henry is an alpha wolf, surprise; he broke the guy’s collarbone and ribs. I predicted forgot wallet situation. Not sure what’s going on I’ll be honest guys what with the awkwardness, dinner and coldness. I’m sure they’ll explain
Page 77
Secret convo: “do what is necessary”. Goosebumps. Henry kissed Julian on cheek, what a treat?!?! 🤨
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Chapter 1 complete
I didnt know there would be greek stuff in this book thats so cool. Julian seems like a smart guy. I like bunny. Henry is gonna be interesting isnt he. I wonder what a montblanc pen tastes like. Its enthralling that i recognise fatal flaw and furies and oracle of delphi and demigods from percy jackson. I know about agamemnon from song of achilles. I didnt read homer yet. Theres a character limit?!
— Apr 10, 2025 06:23PM
I didnt know there would be greek stuff in this book thats so cool. Julian seems like a smart guy. I like bunny. Henry is gonna be interesting isnt he. I wonder what a montblanc pen tastes like. Its enthralling that i recognise fatal flaw and furies and oracle of delphi and demigods from percy jackson. I know about agamemnon from song of achilles. I didnt read homer yet. Theres a character limit?!
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Pretty crazy prologue did Bunny (that’s such a cute name) really deserve that are we going to be villains again thats nice why are there only 8 chapters
— Apr 09, 2025 11:06AM
