Mandy’s Reviews > Blood of Hercules > Status Update

this story is so fanfic coded, i can only actually read it when im so burned out, i ran into a wall

PLS I JUST REALIZED SHES A CHTHONIC IM DONE W THIS BOOK.

sure, this has token a SLIGHTLY more interesting turn then before, BUT IM STILL GENUINELY SO CONFUSED. some of this dialogue makes me cringe my eyes out while the entire story is written like a watpad fanfiction. also, major question, WATS HAPPENING TO CHARLIE??? WE KNEW NOTHING OF HIM AND SUDDENLY HE HAS TO FEND FOR HIMSELF. and the jokes she thinks aren’t funny at all. the gym/exersize part was relatable tho :)

"You're ours now," Patro said slowly, his voice cold.

OH YEAH SURE, WERE DOING THIS NOW??? NUMBER ONE, SHES A MINOR, NUMBER TWO, I WHY DO THEY TALK LIKE THAT???

Lucifer himself would have been less intimidat-
ing.

It’s so weird she keeps bringing up catholic/ Christian characters but the story’s clearly… abt Greeks mythology..

"Because of her and their..special circum-stances, Alexis's mentors are—" Zeus paused and stared at me with an inscrutable expression "_ Patro, the mutt of the House of Aphrodite, and Achilles, the mutt of the House of Ares."

OH OF FUCKING COURSE I SHOULDVE EXPECTED IT.

My peers (enemies) crowded around the bulky pre-Spartan computers like vultures around a car-cass, trying to catch a glimpse at the website,
which was devoted to all things Spartan.

Do you rlly have to be this dramatic?

OFC SHE WRITES FAN FICTION OH HWHOS THIS AUTHOR.