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TINY DOG IN A SWEATER ALERT

“Believe me: once the living learn we are indeed present, the outcome is unpleasant to say the least. You wouldn’t believe the mess I have been trying to clean up in New York at the Amityville household. It is positively dreadful.”

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“You see, I had expected to find a set of pearly, white gates, opening up for me; a glorious light to rain down upon me, and perhaps, even my deceased loved ones to raise towards me, welcoming me home. But it was nothing of the sort. I’m trying to say is that everything you were taught about life after death is *wrong.* Believe me that idea is completely amiss—at least it was for me.”

“Nearly 100 years later, and I had only just begun to accept the fact that I was dead.” BANGER OPENING LINE ALERT